Why Obama won't be coming to Kenya ..

The news THAT OBAMA SKIPPED
KENYA IN HIS AFRICAN TRIP was
received with mixed reactions across
the country, however, the Kenyan
online community especially those on
Twitter had the some of the craziest
speculations why he chose to skip
Kenya. Take a look;
#WhyObamaWillSkip Kenya Coz
phones will be jammed, internet down
roads to be washed in soap and other
crappy stuff. Where is the fun in that?
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya because he
has been in kenya severally therefore
he needs a change he can believe in.
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya because the
prodigal son never went back to his
father till all his money got finished
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya As the
president of U.S.A,I wouldn't intimidate
myself by going to a nation where
hustlers use jets!
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya ocha mid of
the year people r busy planting n he
doesn't want to go to shamba
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya Nobody
goes to shagz in the middle of the year
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya because
this is his retirement home. He will be
in kenya with all his benefits n
beneficiaries from 2016.
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya He won't
get per diems. No one gets allowances
when going home.
#whyobamawillskipkenya coz our
prezzo got more mulla, more kids,
more swag and smokes more kush
than him.
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya He cant
stand china roads they are too way
smooth for his motorcade
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya hehe their
family dog heard about mombasa
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya because
he's afraid @DanielOwira will ask to be
adopted by him. Bazinga!!
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya anasema
ocha kunabore
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya His brother
Malik Obama lost the Siaya
gibermatorial election.
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya They don't
want their family cat kutumbukizwa
kwa mtungi donge!
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya He doesn’t
visit a country that its Secretary Union
of workers has his own private solders.
#WhyObamaWillskipKenya Our prezo
thinks of Economic Growth, Peace &
ICC while Obama thinks Gay rights,
Abortion and War(N.korea)..
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya Coz of
funny signs like USIKOJOE HAPA *
american accent*
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya hataki
kuimba " Started from the bottom now
we here "
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya every Luo
from Nyanza wil start telling him how
they used to wipe his father's tears
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya He is on a
tour...nobody tours their own
backyards
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya and 52
other countries...How do you visit
everyone in a span of 3 days???
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya Because
Uhuru and Ruto skipped the US in their
tours of UK and Africa
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya we have a
Vice President who gets Tantrums and
cries

C.H.A.N.G.E.

As far as change is concerned in
regard to ourselves..we need to listen
to what people say about us .Then
stand in front of a mirror and have a
look at the obvious..They is no way one
can say that they don't care of what
the society says..the views of society..&
live with society..Society sees and states
the obvious..you cannot cheat society, you
cannot pretend at society, you cannot
serve 2 masters ,you might fool society, at
the tip of a tongue but not
cognitively...If society outlines bare to
you the obvious, why should u hate
society, be angry, cry, contemplate
suicide, commit suicide? You only have
the right to loath yourself..and the
truth..Society is not evil or
mean..Society has stated to you what you
present as obvious which you to yourself
should be obvious unless you are
denying retardly to yourself. Change!
Change exists! Change is possible!
Don't say 'so what!' when you are hurting
inside..why cry, why hate, why hurt
yourself, why contemplate, why stop
giving a damn of your future and
change is possible. Take a look in the
mirror, ask society, it doesn't matter your
selfish interest when you are a danger to
yourself for your pleasure & happiness
really???! Accept society's word , view,
observation..down & do away with the
self proclaimed watermelon! Lets
accept the truth.. the truth hurts.. but why
do you want to hear what you want to hear
and society knows no lies to the
obvious unless a BOD society..Listen to
the truth, swallow its bitter pill, then
change and prove society wrong!!
Life is easy, lets not make life hard for
ourselves and end up hating
ourselves..I say again u cannot sit on a
freaking wall..when you make your stand
known to society then let in be your stand
full 100%..Society is infallible if not verbally..then cognitively..PEACE!!!

How To Mark All Unread Yahoo Mail as Read.

Do you have thousands and thousands of mail in Yahoo mail account waiting to be read? Don't create another account! And surely you don't have time to read them all or to mark them read one at a time. You wanna save time? Is it possible to mark all of them read ?... Yes ! Why not? At a touch of a button (hmm.. not really but..) yes! Just a few clicks. Here is how to:
1.Open your Yahoo mail account.
2.Right click on the Inbox button indicating the number of unread mail.
3.Select Mark All Read. And Voila ! That's all!
*In case nothing seems to happen, its probably due to a slow connection. So be patient and give it some time.
*If u run out of patience try opening a couple of mails.
You should see a purple box with a bar indicating the progress of reading. It should work as it worked for me. But remember to unsubscribe from all those contacts filling up your inbox. In case of questions or any problems, don't hesitate to comment below or e-mail me: georgekinuthia@rocketmail.com. Thank you for your time and All the best in life!!

Best of Ati.....Kwani ni.....jokes!! (feel free to add)

• Ati chapo 30bob.. kwani imepikwa na mafta ya transformer? 
• Ati Matatu 800..kwani nashuka na viti?
• Ati Simu 70k.. kwani ina bafu na choo? 
• Ati Tie 300..kwaniinakuja na shingo? 
• Ati Sabuni 1K..kwani inaosha hadi dhambi? 
• Ati Mbuzi 10k..kwani inazaa ng'ombe?? 
• Ati Ovacado 25bob..kwani mbegu yake ni lolipop 
• Ati matatu700,kwan dere ni pilot 
• Ati bra 1000,kwan ni long sleeved 
• Ati kiatu 10000,kwani inakam na barabara yake 
• Ati bash ya kurka mwaka 5000,qwan naruka adi 2015
• Ati munaomba serikali,kwani hiyo ni
  dini gani?
• Ati kuona simba 500? kwani ni simba
  wa yuda?
• Ati belt 2k kwani inavaliwa bila toja
• Ati Uhuruto for statehouse.......... Kwani Hague kulibomolewa?? 
• Ati success card ni 400,kwani inakuja na mwakenya
• Ati PK 30 bob , kwani imetafunwa na Ferguson? 
• Ati laptop 70k kwani iko na Windows ya chuma?    GUYS FEEL FREE TO ADD MORE !!

Wonna know?

I think that its time that i share this with everyone . I would love to answer a question that quite a number of people have asked me. George Kinuthia ...why dont you have a girlfriend? Well reader sit and relax cause am going to give you a number of reasons to why . Before i begin i would like to make it clear that i have had a number of girls who are my friends not girlfriends but friends who are girls. The first is : i have seen what relationships have done to people and i don't want that. I mean i never ever want to break a girls heart and be seen as a bad person. I also have a heart which they may break and dont want to spend precious time wailing and mourning over a person who is not dead ! That means that if i get a girlfriend and i will never break her heart ... Honey we may as well get married . FYI I still live with my parents ! For heaven sake am only 18 ! The next really is : i have a future to build for myself and not only for me but also for my future wife and children . For that i need to concentrate . The last thing i need is someone obstructing me from achieving this . Always on my mind , i cant sleep , cant concentrate in class , mum i cant eat . Honey take me shopping ! My going crazy ? Gosh that is just too much to handle! My mum supports and she always tells me that i should put my education as my number one priority and not to worry about the rest because God has a plan for everyone of us . I know that God has designated that special someone for me and Honey i know i havent met you yet but gal am doing all this cause i love and care for you ! The final reason is obvious ... am too young to have a girlfriend! Am not going to waste my allowance on you! Sorry i wont take you out cause am gonna miss Chowder and i havent even started yet on Lost season 6! Yes am childish, i watch too much Tv ,my butt swollen red from sitting 24/7 and am going past 70kg. Am proud of all this cause this is the George Kinuthia we know and love . Am not criticizing anyone with a gf or asking you to break up but do what you are doing ukiwa umejipanga ! Seco has changed me a lot and am not the innocent looking little angel that joined Changez in 07 'talk about changes '. Thank God we going to Uni and whatever happens there ... Well i dont know. If i lose my balance and break a couple of virginities ...what can i say? Well now at least you all know and i thank fb for giving me the opportunity to share what is in my heart to all who care . Now that that is over ...never ask me again why i dont have a girlfriend cause i carry this phone with me all the time and am gonna take it out and read this note out to y'all who WONNA KNOW !!

The 7 Wonders of George Kinuthia.

1. The mosquito that doesn't bite.-squashed it and there was no blood on my hands. 2. The mysterious chicken beast -only mum has ever seen it and says that it is black ,has a long tail and lives in the bush. Damn thing ate all our chicken. 3. The bodyless tongue rat that lives in our cooker-all we ever see is its tongue through the cookers holes trying to lick poured tea. 4. The anti-pothole road of Bamburi - the road is like 15 years old and i have never even seen a 1mm diameter pothole on it . 5. The chicken house that let in monitor lizards even when the doors were shut and all the gaps were covered. -still don't know how they used to enter (did they have a key?) 6. The Makupa causeway - Remember Mombasa is an island. You pass through no bridge or use a ferry and u find yourself in the island when you are from Nairobi. That's cause you used the Makupa causeway. If you are ignorant as i was you would think that you are passing through a road in the mainland when its actually artificial land! I still wonder how they built it. 7. The floating bridge of Nyali - believe it or not, the bridge literally floated on water! Never got to see it though as it was demolished before most of us were born. I wonder though what would have happened if a good hurricane hit Kenya! __ Ladies and gentlemen those are my 7 wonders, what are yours ?

Curse of the mountain bike : Part III

 At least now u r now starting to see why i think of these problems as a curse. They are so many i have had to write 3 posts! I'll try to wind up. First i am proud to say the bike is quite stable now. 1 problem free week. Okay so after the gear stuff was replaced, it never helped. I took it back and they told me that the chain needed replacing. My dad took the bike later and told them to take their filthy gear stuff off my bike and returned mine. After days of crappy riding, thank God the chain broke and was replaced . That at least reduced the frequency of the gear 'jumping' but never fully solved the problem even to today. Later i discovered that the back tyre had been loose for quite sometime. Because i remembered that the bike produced a grinding sound. My dad took it for repair and it was tightened. Just a few rides after the tyre was back to shaking like a loose tooth. He later took it back again and since his tightening never solved the problem, he was asked to replace that metal where the spokes are attached to. That seemed to solve the problem. Unfortunately the spokes were loosely connected and when i was riding' suddenly the tyre curved in like as if it had been hit by a matatu. My dad came to a conclusion that the bike repair guy was a quack and he took it to this place which i haven't know up to now. Well they did a good job. The tyre is as good as new. One week later the front wheel decided to loosen up pretty bad in such a way that you couldn't ride it. Well my dad a week later took it the magical repair man and the bike came back looking new. One week now, no problems save for a few gear problems here and there , but then again riding my bike has never been sweeter!! Thanks for reading.