Why Obama won't be coming to Kenya ..

The news THAT OBAMA SKIPPED
KENYA IN HIS AFRICAN TRIP was
received with mixed reactions across
the country, however, the Kenyan
online community especially those on
Twitter had the some of the craziest
speculations why he chose to skip
Kenya. Take a look;
#WhyObamaWillSkip Kenya Coz
phones will be jammed, internet down
roads to be washed in soap and other
crappy stuff. Where is the fun in that?
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya because he
has been in kenya severally therefore
he needs a change he can believe in.
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya because the
prodigal son never went back to his
father till all his money got finished
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya As the
president of U.S.A,I wouldn't intimidate
myself by going to a nation where
hustlers use jets!
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya ocha mid of
the year people r busy planting n he
doesn't want to go to shamba
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya Nobody
goes to shagz in the middle of the year
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya because
this is his retirement home. He will be
in kenya with all his benefits n
beneficiaries from 2016.
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya He won't
get per diems. No one gets allowances
when going home.
#whyobamawillskipkenya coz our
prezzo got more mulla, more kids,
more swag and smokes more kush
than him.
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya He cant
stand china roads they are too way
smooth for his motorcade
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya hehe their
family dog heard about mombasa
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya because
he's afraid @DanielOwira will ask to be
adopted by him. Bazinga!!
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya anasema
ocha kunabore
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya His brother
Malik Obama lost the Siaya
gibermatorial election.
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya They don't
want their family cat kutumbukizwa
kwa mtungi donge!
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya He doesn’t
visit a country that its Secretary Union
of workers has his own private solders.
#WhyObamaWillskipKenya Our prezo
thinks of Economic Growth, Peace &
ICC while Obama thinks Gay rights,
Abortion and War(N.korea)..
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya Coz of
funny signs like USIKOJOE HAPA *
american accent*
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya hataki
kuimba " Started from the bottom now
we here "
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya every Luo
from Nyanza wil start telling him how
they used to wipe his father's tears
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya He is on a
tour...nobody tours their own
backyards
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya and 52
other countries...How do you visit
everyone in a span of 3 days???
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya Because
Uhuru and Ruto skipped the US in their
tours of UK and Africa
#WhyObamaWillSkipKenya we have a
Vice President who gets Tantrums and
cries