The 7 Wonders of George Kinuthia.

1. The mosquito that doesn't bite.-squashed it and there was no blood on my hands. 2. The mysterious chicken beast -only mum has ever seen it and says that it is black ,has a long tail and lives in the bush. Damn thing ate all our chicken. 3. The bodyless tongue rat that lives in our cooker-all we ever see is its tongue through the cookers holes trying to lick poured tea. 4. The anti-pothole road of Bamburi - the road is like 15 years old and i have never even seen a 1mm diameter pothole on it . 5. The chicken house that let in monitor lizards even when the doors were shut and all the gaps were covered. -still don't know how they used to enter (did they have a key?) 6. The Makupa causeway - Remember Mombasa is an island. You pass through no bridge or use a ferry and u find yourself in the island when you are from Nairobi. That's cause you used the Makupa causeway. If you are ignorant as i was you would think that you are passing through a road in the mainland when its actually artificial land! I still wonder how they built it. 7. The floating bridge of Nyali - believe it or not, the bridge literally floated on water! Never got to see it though as it was demolished before most of us were born. I wonder though what would have happened if a good hurricane hit Kenya! __ Ladies and gentlemen those are my 7 wonders, what are yours ?