KCSE 2010 RESULTS NAIROBI COUNTY/PROVINCE (ALL SCHOOLS AND STUDENTS)

For a complete list of KCSE 2010 results for all schools and students in Nairobi County/Province , download the PDF below. Click any of the links. In case of any issues comment below.

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How to remove virus turning files and folders into shortcuts. 100% working.

I'll go straight to the point.
1. Download the files below. You'll need them. Wait for 5s then click SKIP AD.

i. Smadav antivirus    link:   http://adf.ly/dT2hr
ii. Everything.exe       link:   http://adf.ly/dT2QD

2. Install both softwares.
3. Using Smadav scan your computer (harddisk ,registry etc) ,flashdisk/memory.
4. DON'T click fix all yet. That won't get rid of the virus. Trust me.
5.Open taskmanager (Right click taskbar)
6. Click processes tab. Look for wscript.exe.
7. Right click it. End process
8.Click Start . Search for msconfig
9.Look for wscript (under command) . Untick it. Click OK.
10. Now you can go back to smadav. Click virus tab.
11. Look for a path starting with C:\ or D:\   or whichever letter your hard disk is. Look at the whole file path is you will see the name of a file ending with .vbs. Copy or memorise that name.
12. Open Everything.exe and paste the name of the file.
13. Is should have an S kind of icon and there should several of them. It should end .vbs.
14. Click to select. Press and hold Shift then press delete to delete them completely. Delete all of them!!
15. Now you can go back to smadav and click fix all.
16. If it shows error . Don't worry. Thats because there is no longer any virus to delete.

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!! If you got any queries please do comment below or you can email me mainakinuthia@gmail.com .. and if I have been of much much help, you can help me raise some cash for a laptop below. Thank you guys!!

Matatu Sticker jokes / quotes.

 

 Well Kenyan matatu's are known for their rather rude but wise sticker quotes/jokes. Here are some of them, feel free to add more:

1. Usilete stress kwa gari.
2. Usifungue madirisha, ungetaka upepo ungebebwa na bodaboda.
3. Kama una haraka ungesafiri jana.
4. Hakuna stage ya kumi,kula ndizi kisha ganda kalia uteleze mpaka tao
5. Kama una haraka sana shuka ukimbie
6. Songea mwenzako starehe ni kwa wheelchair
7. Wauliza konda, iko kiti? Kwani wengine wamekalia ndoo
8. Kulipa ni lazima Change ni ukikumbuka
9. Dere ana bibi,konda anatafuta
10. Kulipa fare kwa mwanaume ni kawaida lakini msupa tunaeza ongea
11. Marehemu alituacha kwa kukosa kufunga mshipi kama wewe
12. Unajifanya mkali kwa gari na kwako wewe ni bubu
13. Ungesikiza mwalimu ukiwa shule saizi ungekua na gari yako
14. Derefa ni yesu makanga ni saitani
15. Hatusemi wewe ni mnono lakini ukikalia viti mbili ..
16. Kushuta ni sare, kutapika soo
17. Kupanda ni popote kushuka ni stage
18. Kama inzi angeacha ujinga,angetengeneza asali 
19. Ati mwisho wa gari ni hapo, Kwani ikipita hapo inakuwa ndege
20. Ukiona fare iko juu ndiyo mwanzo wa msoto shuka ukimbize barabara
21. Salimia huyo ako kando, kukatiana ni mkishuka!
22. Msongee kidogo dere anashuka pale mbele uketi
23. Hata ukipimwa sitaki!
24. If you miss the driver, kiss the conductor
25. Heri kununua MATATU kuliko kuoa BIBI Mkorofi!
26. Ati hakuna kiti? Kwani hawa wako hapa wamekalia mikembe ya rangi
27. Hata maji chafu huzima moto
28. Kama gari iko na joto ,shuka upande fridge
29. Nyamba ukitoka
30. Kama hujanunua hapa usikulie hapa
31. Ukichengwa tulia!
32.  KARAO ALIPE GARI
33. mbuzi kala mkeka,wadaku mtaketi wapi?
34. Dere ni waya,konda ni faya..we huwesmek!
35. Hakuna stage ya hapo dere. 
36. Hata ukipimwa hakuna dawa
37. Starehe ya gari ni kupanda nyuma.
38. Dere ako sawa, konda fitty kabisa mbona wewe ni sumbua?
39. Mapenzi kwa gari ni wanne wanne ka orbit!
40. Unaringa na haujapimwa
41. Dere ni moto, Konda ni wazimu, usituletee stress kwa hii gari!
42. If the music is too loud then you are too old
43. Unajifanya ngombe ukamuliwe na nani?
44. Mzee ni wewe!
45. Ukitaka kuketi starehe,nunua gari yako! 
46. Unajifanya asali ulambwe na nani?
47. Si ati ni gari haina mbio ,jam ndiyo kubwa
48. Makosa ya marehemu ni kuwa hakutumia juala.
49. Kama utamu waua,sumu ya nini?
50. Usiharakishe dere...wee ndio umechelewa
51. Mdomo mkubwa chapati waikunjia nini?
52. More seat upstairs
53. Usitoe viatu kwa gari!
54. No calls please sms only
55. Juzi sare,,
    Jana sare,,
    Acha aibu.!
    Lipa leo!

University of Nairobi Chemichemi Wi-Fi network not connecting ?

Frustrating, isn't it? You followed all the steps in http://wiki.uonbi.ac.ke/doku.php. You downloaded that software that keeps saying chemichemi Failed ......retrying. You try to connect and you see a red X next to Chemichemi. You click and a message appears "The settings on this computer for the network do not match the requirements for the network".  Well don't start crying. It will only take you a couple of seconds to solve. Under Wireless Network Connection > Right click on Chemichemi > Click Properties > Under Encryption type change from TKIP to AES. Voila! C'est tout! Problem solved. If it works ,or not, or if you have questions, please do comment below. Hopefully those ICT guys will solve this issue soon.

The terrorists that attacked Kenya's Westgate mall are not of Islam !

I begin this post by first sending my deepest condolences to those who lost their loved ones in this tragedy and I pray to God that he may give you strength. For the injured I pray for you a quick recovery. For those with loved ones still under the terrorist hands, take heart for God is with them. I commend those who have waited in the long lines to donate blood in order to save lives, those that have contributed in the fundraising to aid the affected ( 40 M plus by the time this post was written) , those that have donated food to the law enforcement officers and those that have been praying for the affected. It is now the third day now since the Westgate mall was attacked by gang men, killing about 70 innocent civilians and injuring close to 200. Al Shabaab has of course confirmed responsibility for the attack. By the time of writing this article the defense forces are close to bringing the situation to a close. Al Shabaab aim for unleashing this attack is to force Kenya to withdraw troops from Somalia that were sent to liberate the country from this evil terror group. There was an attempt to start religious hatred, division , indifferences and war in the country, which has of course failed countless times. Kenya is a land of tolerant, peaceful, generous, caring, warm, loving and united people. Religion is never and will ever be an issue in Kenya! Wakajaribu kwengine!! We will never be separate or discriminate along religious or racial lines in this great country. I would like also to emphasis and insist that Islam (modern Islam) does not support terrorist or Jihadist activities and those that do so are opportunists that have twisted and doctored the Qur'an and Islamic doctrine to suit their evil and satanic ways. These are not true Muslims! Their religion is not Islam for Islam is a religion of peace,love and goodwill, it is a religion of Brotherhood, it is a religion that fights for the oppressed, it is a religion of tolerance, a religion of equality, a religion that stands for good and a religion that values human life for all life comes from God. These terrorists are of another religion , not Islam ! Their doctrine is not of Islam. Theirs is a past, primitive, doctored and evil doctrine and religion that is nowhere near Islam. As we continue to mourn for the departed and hope for the best, let us unite more than ever before. Let us show our solidarity as a people that can't be shaken. As people that don't fear. As a people that isn't intimated by cowards. As a people united under one God that created us. A people that will always stand and fight for the righteous. This evil invaded our borders and we pursued it. It has done so again and this time there have stepped on the wrong. We won't stop until Somali is liberated. We won't stop until East Africa is liberated. We won't stop until the whole world is liberated from terrorism. This unfortunate tragedy is the second worst terrorist attack since the 1998 bombing of the American Embassy that left about 200 dead and hundreds injured. But lest we forget, our country is neither divided by religious lines nor racial.. It is divided and in fact deeply divided on tribal lines. We insult each other on social media everyday. The amount of hate speech on social media is so much it leaks. We can point an accusing finger at these terrorists for the 70 deaths they have caused and call them savages, barbarians,animals, heartless!! .. but unfortunately and sadly, we are no different. We managed to kill more than a thousand of our own! No amount of terrorism even in Iraq can ever achieve that! May God have mercy on us and change our ways. Tafakari hayo..

Kethi's nomination may have been revoked cause she is not a registerd voter but she is no fraudster!

Today Kethi's nomination by Iebc got nullified on the basis that she wasn't a registered voter and had presented forged documents to iebc for nomination. This has greatly ruined Kethi's image from an intelligent, brave and elegant lawyer to a fraudster of a dishonest lawyer. She has left her fans disappointed, astonished, disgusted, angry..feeling betrayed. Not forgetting that from her tremendous performance during the General election petition, she earned herself fans not just from the obvious Cord but Jubilee too and many saw her as the best to take over her Dad's seat in the senate. There are many who saw her as a Kenyan full of integrity and incapable of such an action. So is Kethi Kilonzo a typical Hero gone Zero? Considering that investigations are already underway to find out how she acquired an acknowledgement slip from a stolen special voter registration book that was only used to register former President Kibaki. Considering that people are already demanding that the Law Society of Kenya take disciplinary action against her, not forgetting that she is still very young in her career. Her political career crushed before even taking off. Her career hangs by a thread and her good name tarnished. Let's not forget time in prison.. 15 years at least for fraud and there are those who would like to have perjury added as the last nail on the coffin. But then again.. is Kethi really to blame?  Is she even have any interest in politics considering that she didn't vote during the last General elections and not just that, she didn't vote for her own father! Then there was that time her step mother said she would vie and that Kethi wasn't going to be in the race. Kethi confirmed that she wasn't wasn't going to run against her mother. We all remember the criticism her mother received made worse that she was going to run on a Narc ticket. Then after a while we hear that she is back on the limelight and seeking nomination on a wiper ticket. My theory.. Kethi is innocent. She might not be a registered voter and her only crime may be just perjury. Kethi is no fraudster. Kethi is no stupid lawyer. Kethi cannot stoop to such low levels. My theory.. she was pushed to run for the senatorial seat. She made it clear that she wasn't registered and thus couldn't vie but was she convinced that it was a small matter would be easily taken care off. Am not accusing anyone #Wiper .Kethi has no access to iebc  documents. Kethi doesn't no people. Whether  iebc officials were bribed.. Kethi  wasn't involved. Kethi  is no thief. Kethi  perhaps and seems to be in the darkness on how iebc cleared her for nomination yet her name was never found in the green books. The  Law society should not ruin her career. They should give her a slap on the wrist , a probation and perhaps a word of advice," Kethi, politics is a dirty,dirty,filthy game so stick to law or get yourself some quality t.p roll!" And to her thousands of fans and the public..just a word of apology is all it takes to reclaim her good name and stature. So Kethi.....we is waiting....................

TOP 50 BEST CARTOONS OF ALL TIME!!

1. Johnny Test
2. Avatar: The Last Air Bender
3. Regular Show
4. Family Guy
5. Fairy Odd Parents 
6. Ben 10 Omniverse
7. The Amazing Adventures of Gumball
8. The Pink Panther Show
9. Batman the Brave & the Bold
10. 6Teen
11. Brace Face
12. The Penguins of Madagscar
13. Batman of the Future
14. The Looney Toons
15. Samurai X
16. Gargoyles
17. Boondocks
18. Mickey Mouse and friends
19. The Tom & Jerry Show
20. Spongebob square pants
21. TinTin
22. The Proud Family
23. Chowder
24. Code name: KND
25. Ghostbusters
26. Jackie Chan
27. Scooby Doo 
28. Godzilla
29. Papyrus
30. Beast Wars
31. Johnny Bravo 
32.  The Simpsons
33. Johnny Quest
34. Justice League
35. Fantastic Four
36. The Boy
37. Alladin 
38. Samurai Jack  
39. Garfield and friends 
40.  PowerPuff Girls
41. The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
42. The Little Mermaid
43. Dennis The Menace
44. Popeye
45. Planet Sheen
46. Ed,Edd ,Eddy
47. Squirrel Boy
48. Cow and Chicken
49. Dexter's Laboratory
50. Reboot