Friday 15 May 2015

... WORD OF THE DAY JOKES!!

Cause they are trending like crazy!!


Kikuyu word of the day Uterus.:”We know arsenal are the FA champions 2014 is not a must uterus!”
Kikuyu word of the day: roar – “The government should roar the price of basic commodities”
Kikuyu word of the day MOROCCO-eg ” its the hope of many kenyan artists that Djs and radio stations play morocco music.
Kikuyu word of the day: Tissue. Example: Kimani, you are doing it wrong, lemme Tissue how to dougie
Kikuyu word of the day MAINA: The casualties suffered MAINA injuries
Kikuyu word of the day MACHARIA eg.. The guests arrived MACHARIA than expected!
Kikuyu word of the Day AARON…Kamau was broke so he asked for aaron from Barclays Bank.”
Kikuyu word of the day ARROW..Njoroge’s phone rang,he picked it up and said arrow
Kikuyu word of the day: Mushroom. Example: I need to buy another sofa. There is too mushroom in my house.
Kikuyu word NDERITU…In a sentence: “John’s car stalled in traffic because of NDERITU fuel he put.
kikuyu word of the day wheelbarrow – we have no tea leaves left, wheelbarrow some from our neighbour
Kikuyu word of the day….”CHICKEN WING” Example in a sentence: “Njeri plays the Lottery everyday so CHICKEN WING some money”
Kikuyu word of the day:4.ROUGHENED – My sweetheart gives me ROUGHENED affection
kikuyu word of the day: WHEEL CHAIR .example,If you dont have money 4 food dont worry,Wheel Chair mine (sourced :http://nairobiwire.com/2014/05/hilarious-kikuyu-words-day.html)
 Luhya word of the day: Menopause Example: Chunga maisha pwana utang'olewa meno pause."
Kalenjin word of the day MAGAZINE: Huyo ni mtoto wa pratha ya papa yangu , sisi ni MAGAZINE. 
Luo word of the day '"Cyber" When Rose came back home alipata kama mwizi "acyber" kila kitu

Kikuyu word of the day: Cuddle. Leo hakuna stima itabidi muwashe cuddle
Kikuyu word of the day: EYEBROW. E.g. Please wait, before you go EYEBROW you a kiss.
Kikuyu word of the day SOLANGE. I wonder how JayZ kisses Beyonce coz his lips are SOLANGE.
Kikuyu word : IRIGU It is IRIGU to drive a car with tinted windows
Kikuyu word of the day “rav 4″ My rav 4 u is real
Kikuyu word of the day ‘kikuyu’. If you dont leave my house sai sai i have strong legs i will kikuyu out
Kikuyu word of the night is COBRA Usage: Nimepereka viatu kwa Cobra zishoneshwe.”
Kikuyu word for the day lumia Njoroge ako lum ya ciku wamelala
Kikuyu-American word of the day: ANGOLA In a sentence: ANGOLAgo now or I’ll be late
Kikuyu word of the day, PRIEST. “Are you the new pastor? I’m priest to meet you.”
Kikuyu word of the day; WANGARI: Huyu ni dereva WANGARI gani?
Kikuyu word of the day: LADY. ‘Yes sir, I am LADY to do my presentation..'”
Kikuyu word of the day..Horror…”When you get to town, just horror and i will come to pick you up”
Kikuyu word of the day SHAKE UP’Kamau is not feeling well,he needs to go for a shake up’
Kikuyu word of the day “LOL” The ball is LOLing on the ground
Kikuyu word of the day: CHINA : Viatu zangu ni chafu, nitapitia kwa choe CHINA
Kikuyu word of the day: Nerea: Nilionerea nitoe mimba yako
Kikuyu word of the day: Kupata matatu iko na wifi, nerea sana

Kamba words
Kamba word of the day is WIRE. Eg : WIRE ujinga bana! LOOL
Kamba word of the day “PAINT” Used in na sentence “Mutiso quick, call an ambulance, muli amePAINT”
Kamba word of the day: Ending. Example: Its gotten late. I should be ending to class now.
Kamba word of the day HONDA. At a hotel “Mutuku just get the menu and Honda for everything”
Kamba word of the day: L Example: All sinners will go to L.
Kamba word of the day HYUNDAI.. if a car hits u, Hyundai!!!””
Kamba word for the day is “Tumaini” and example in a sentence is “Tumaini twa ng’ombe ni tamu kuliko twa Mbuzi”
Kamba word of the day: BEYONCE Example in a sentence: Ndon’t copy me. Njust Beyoncelf.

Kalenjin word of the day: AGA : Eh! Si vera ako na AGA !