Best of Ati.....Kwani ni.....jokes!! (feel free to add)

• Ati chapo 30bob.. kwani imepikwa na mafta ya transformer? 
• Ati Matatu 800..kwani nashuka na viti?
• Ati Simu 70k.. kwani ina bafu na choo? 
• Ati Tie 300..kwaniinakuja na shingo? 
• Ati Sabuni 1K..kwani inaosha hadi dhambi? 
• Ati Mbuzi 10k..kwani inazaa ng'ombe?? 
• Ati Ovacado 25bob..kwani mbegu yake ni lolipop 
• Ati matatu700,kwan dere ni pilot 
• Ati bra 1000,kwan ni long sleeved 
• Ati kiatu 10000,kwani inakam na barabara yake 
• Ati bash ya kurka mwaka 5000,qwan naruka adi 2015
• Ati munaomba serikali,kwani hiyo ni
  dini gani?
• Ati kuona simba 500? kwani ni simba
  wa yuda?
• Ati belt 2k kwani inavaliwa bila toja
• Ati Uhuruto for statehouse.......... Kwani Hague kulibomolewa?? 
• Ati success card ni 400,kwani inakuja na mwakenya
• Ati PK 30 bob , kwani imetafunwa na Ferguson? 
• Ati laptop 70k kwani iko na Windows ya chuma?    GUYS FEEL FREE TO ADD MORE !!